We believe in publishing the boring truth, so here it is in full.
Happy Beanie products are animal supplements. These statements and our products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease in any animal.
Our eligibility screener is an educational tool, not a substitute for veterinary care. Always consult your veterinarian before starting any supplement — especially if your animal is pregnant or nursing, taking prescription medication, scheduled for surgery, or managing a diagnosed condition. Stop use and contact your veterinarian if you observe an adverse reaction.
The owner-reported outcomes we publish (including review statistics) are real submissions from verified purchasers, but they are individual experiences. Biology is variable: age, breed, baseline health, and consistency of use all affect outcomes. Our 90-day guarantee exists precisely because we cannot promise identical results for every animal.
Formulated for healthy adult dogs (6–120 lb) and cats (4 lb and up) as a daily supplement at the labeled dose. Not for human consumption. Store sealed, in a cool dry place, out of reach of children and animals.
Every lot is third-party assayed before release, and every certificate of analysis is published in our certificate library — including failures. Transparency is not a substitute for professional medical judgment, but it is the standard we hold ourselves to.